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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Cat Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Cat Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Sue Bazy
The Lyrics
A tribute to my cats' favorite things.
The 12 Cat Days of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
A perch on a tall cat tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
2 scratching posts
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 4th day of Christmas, my human gave to me..
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 5th day of Christmas, my human gave to me..
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 6th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 7th day of Christmas, my human gave to me
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 8th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 9th day of Christmas, my human gave to me
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 10th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
10 litter boxes,
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 11th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
11 piles of laundry
10 litter boxes,
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 12th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
...12 pounds of catnip,
11 piles of laundry
10 litter boxes,
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree!
On the 1st day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
A perch on a tall cat tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
2 scratching posts
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 4th day of Christmas, my human gave to me..
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 5th day of Christmas, my human gave to me..
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 6th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 7th day of Christmas, my human gave to me
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 8th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 9th day of Christmas, my human gave to me
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 10th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
10 litter boxes,
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 11th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
11 piles of laundry
10 litter boxes,
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree
On the 12th day of Christmas, my human gave to me...
...12 pounds of catnip,
11 piles of laundry
10 litter boxes,
9 furry mouses,
8 cans of tuna
7 bags of cat treats,
6 kitty condos,
5 balls of yarn...
4 bowls of milk,
3 warm laps,
2 scratching posts...
...and a perch on a tall cat tree!
This parody may have appeared out of season, but it was for the purpose of a "sneak preview" of Christmas, 2004.
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