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Song Parodies -> "I had a Jewish Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I had a Jewish Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Grace Hampton
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Some latkes and a glass tea.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Six dreidels spinning,
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Seven cantors chanting,
Six dreidels spinning,
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Nine candles burning,
Seven cantors chanting,
Six dreidels spinning,
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
Some latkes and a glass tea.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Six dreidels spinning,
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Seven cantors chanting,
Six dreidels spinning,
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -
Nine candles burning,
Seven cantors chanting,
Six dreidels spinning,
Five chocolate coins,
Four yarmulkes,
Three prayer shawls,
Two sets of dishes,
And some latkes and a glass tea.
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Nice job, Grace.
Very cute! (Even tho' I don't know what a latke is...)
Mazel Tov!
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Cute stuff!
You only did 8 days, so I only gave you 1 star. Don't insult the jewish. Christmas sucks. Hanaka sucks. December sucks. Holidays rule.
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
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