Dashing through the snow, not a stitch of clothing on.
All the folks who see say his brain must be gone.
17 below, and this nut is in the nude.
He really must be quite insane, not to mention very rude.

Jingle bells, freezing bells, flashing all the way.
Oh how dumb it is to streak on a freezing winters day, oh.
Jingle bells, freezing bells, jangling all the way.
Oh how dumb it is to streak on a freezing winters day.

A day or two ago, I caught an awful sight.
A man went streaking past, his skin completely white.
I think it was a man, but I can't be sure at all.
If he had any bells at all, then they were mighty small.

Jingle bells, freezing bells, flashing all the way.
Oh how dumb it is to streak on a freezing winters day, oh.
Jingle bells, freezing bells, shrinking all the way.
Oh how dumb it is to streak on a freezing winters day.

Now the man is dead, they say he died too young.
The doctors all agreed, he wasn't that well rung.
The cold, it did its worst, it froze his bells away.
The people say how dumb it was to streak on Christmas day.

Jingle bells, freezing bells, flashing all the way.
Oh how dumb it is to streak on a freezing winters day, oh.
Jingle bells, freezing bells, dying all the way.
Oh how dumb it is to streak on a freezing winters day.