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Song Parodies -> "She Burst Her Bustier"

Original Song Title:

"Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"She Burst Her Bustier"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Her appetito's 'nuff for three,
The queen of gas-trol-a-try
Fond of food, so fond is she,
You could call it gluttony.

She bit her tongue, so I was told,
Said she bit it on some old,
Dry salami that was cold,
Likes her food way more than gold.

Why does she eat this way?
She really loves buffet,
So she is on her way,
To the local cafe.
Food piled up on her tray,
She ate for half a day,
But then to her dismay,
She burst her bustier.

With a crushing bite she did dispense,
Fifteen pounds of sustenance,
Eating habits so intense,
It's no wonder she's immense.

Her eating habits might be crude,
She is not often understood,
She likes to eat, she's fond of food,
Though she is fat, she's never rude.

Why does she eat this way?
She really loves buffet,
So she is on her way,
To the local cafe.
Food piled up on her tray,
She ate for half a day,
But then to her dismay,
She burst her bustier.

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Birgitta - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute Guy...you're a heck of a writer. TC :-)
Jack Wilson - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy!
Adagio - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Guy! 5's
Johnny D - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Birgitta, you bet he is! Guy's got the knack for internal rhyme and pacing. 5's
Guy - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
JD, you are too kind. Thanks. Adagio - Glad you liked it. Jack - ditto. Birgitta, Thanks for enjoying.
Gel - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
After her Bustier Bursted, I bet she became as big as a house!!! LOL!

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