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Song Parodies -> "Ted the Perverted Asian"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Ted the Perverted Asian"

Parody Written by:

The Dixie Squirrels

The Lyrics

Well, in my school, there's this kid named Ted who is Vietnamese, and, as the title suggests, is very perverted. Almost everyone at school hates him, even seniors who have never met him. This is basically a song I made up after me and Chloe (my buddy from Personal Fitness) first met him.
You know Shigero Miyamoto and Yao Ming and Zhang Zhi...
Yurilo Oyama and Jackie Chan and Chun Li...
But do you recall
The most perverted Asian of all...

Ted the Perverted Asian (Asian)
Was perverted as could be (Like Miroku!)
In my personal fitness class (fitness class)
He scared both me and Chloe (Chloe!)
All of the other Asians (Asians)
Said Ted gave them all bad names (Like perverts!)
They never let poor Teddy (Teddy)
Join in any Asian games (Like Mahjongg!)
Then one foggy school morning,
Chris came by to say (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Ted, with your pervertedness...
You're gonna die, and you won't be missed!
My friends and I were grateful (grateful)
As we shouted out with glee (YIPPEE!!)
Ted the Perverted Asian (Asian)
You're no more than history (Like Gengas Khan!)
No offense to Asians was meant with this song parody. Asians are cool (except Ted).

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