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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Zach Allman
The Lyrics
my dad, Dave Allman, and I actually wrote this together in the car on the way home a few years ago when we saw a roadkill racoon on highway 53. Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
A raccoon on state highway 53
On the second day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Two fluffy chickens
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Three huge deer
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Four fat squirrels
On the fourth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Five golden retrievers
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Six geese a laying
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Seven cuddly kittens
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Eight cute canaries
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Nine baby hamsters
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Ten ugly possums
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Eleven little bunnies
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Twelve turkey buzzards
What road kill did I see?
A raccoon on state highway 53
On the second day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Two fluffy chickens
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Three huge deer
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Four fat squirrels
On the fourth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Five golden retrievers
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Six geese a laying
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Seven cuddly kittens
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Eight cute canaries
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Nine baby hamsters
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Ten ugly possums
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Eleven little bunnies
On the forth day of Christmas
What road kill did I see?
Twelve turkey buzzards
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OOPS! I forgot to read each different day before i submitted it, sorry about that. I hope you still like it.
Oh, I like it anyway, but I voted before I read your comment! I voted 4; if I could change my vote it would be 5. Sorry. ;D
not voting, don't like to vote less than 3's, and that's what this would have got. it seemed like you didn't put too much work into this, not doing complete verses and such. next time, put a little more effort into it
Gross! I'll vote 5,1,1.
Oh wait.. I noticed that you put "On the foth day of Christmas" for all the verses except the fifth, but then you spelled fourth correctly that time. But I still plan on voting 1 for "how funny" and "overall rating".
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