Last night as I lay on my pillow
I lay on my pillow last night
I reached in the dark for some bug spray
Next morning the bedroom was white!
Bring back, bring back, oh, bring back my beige walls to me, to me...
Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay all alone
I dreamt that I ate a marshmallow
Next morning my pillow was gone!
Bring back, bring back, oh, bring back my pillow to me, to me...
Last night as I lay on my pillow
A gas main blew out under me;
I heard a terrific explosion
And landed outside in a tree!
Bring back, bring back, oh, bring back my bedroom to me, to me...
Last night I programmed my computer
A thunderstorm started outside
A lightning bolt hit the main cable
Next morning my floppies were fried!
Bring back, bring back, oh, bring back my software to me, to me...
Next door to me lives a young mother
Whose kids always get in her hair
Her four-year-old son found the scissors
And now her posterior's bare!
"Bring back, bring back, oh, bring back my panties to me, to me..."
My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie lies over the sea;
But when she lies over the ocean, she isn't here lying to me!