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Song Parodies -> "Old Allies"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old Allies"
Parody Written by:
Laurence Dunne
The Lyrics
The Bush administrations new year resolutions
May our old allies be forgot and never brought to mind
Let's make a deal with Pakistan, but not with old allies
No old allies next year, no old allies
Let's make a deal with Libya, but not with old allies
With Hallibur-*eh* Iraqi oil, our economy will fly
and once Iraqi oil runs out, then the land of Saud we'll try
No old allies next year, no old allies
and once Iraqi oil runs out, then the land of Saud we'll try
We got Saddam down in a hole, we'll get Bin Laden too
Then Jacques Chric you'd best hide out, cause then we're coming after you
No old allies next year, no old allies
Herr Schroder you had best hide out, cause we're coming after you
Let's make a deal with Pakistan, but not with old allies
No old allies next year, no old allies
Let's make a deal with Libya, but not with old allies
With Hallibur-*eh* Iraqi oil, our economy will fly
and once Iraqi oil runs out, then the land of Saud we'll try
No old allies next year, no old allies
and once Iraqi oil runs out, then the land of Saud we'll try
We got Saddam down in a hole, we'll get Bin Laden too
Then Jacques Chric you'd best hide out, cause then we're coming after you
No old allies next year, no old allies
Herr Schroder you had best hide out, cause we're coming after you
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