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Song Parodies -> "Holiday Special"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls/Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Holiday Special"
Parody Written by:
Kristin Hutkin and Becca Smulski
The Lyrics
The good parts are by Kristin but most of this was made up by Becca in math class, she put her true feelings into it.
Deck the halls with daddy's blood
Fa la la la la la la la la
Slice his neck and watch it flood
Fa la la la la la la la la
See the red fall onto the floor
Fa la la la fa la la la la la
Now you won't see him no more
Fa la la la la la la la la
First we pull off his fingernails
Dive them into his eyes
He is in so much pain
I bet he'd rather die
Oh! Jingle Bells
Daddy smells
His ass just layed an egg?
The body should have lost it's feel
He should be dead by May
Next we take him apart
Feed him to the dogs
Take out his heart
And put it in a jar
Oh! Jingle Bells
Daddy smells
His ass just layed an egg?
His heart no longer skips a beat
He should be dead today
Hey!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Slice his neck and watch it flood
Fa la la la la la la la la
See the red fall onto the floor
Fa la la la fa la la la la la
Now you won't see him no more
Fa la la la la la la la la
First we pull off his fingernails
Dive them into his eyes
He is in so much pain
I bet he'd rather die
Oh! Jingle Bells
Daddy smells
His ass just layed an egg?
The body should have lost it's feel
He should be dead by May
Next we take him apart
Feed him to the dogs
Take out his heart
And put it in a jar
Oh! Jingle Bells
Daddy smells
His ass just layed an egg?
His heart no longer skips a beat
He should be dead today
Hey!
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You one sick mother $%#@. You must be on the way to be a serial murderer 1 1 1 for you and the 3 5's that you have you voted for your self you sick f^@k
I am very disappointed that a morbid Christmas parody as heartless and violet as this one would make it to amiright.com. I hope this is all a sick joke and not the girls' true feelings toward one's father. Kristin and Becca should be ashamed.
Amusing at first, but more sickening and disturbing than anything else. Are these really your feelings? I hope not; you must be S-I-C-K if you really felt like this! How much more grim could this become?! I'm scared to think! What did your big, mean daddy do to you to make you poor, sweet, innocent, frail little girls feel like this? I'll see you on Jerry Springer or on some police show some time, then. Bye bye!
That was just frickin' wrong!!!!
Seemed like it was nothing more than shocking babble and not very amusing by far. That fact this site is even hosting such trash is the biggest shock of all.
this is worse than anything the KKK could dream up
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