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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Action"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Days of Action"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

On the first day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
A Bruce Lee movie

On the second day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Two McQueen Movies
And a Bruce Lee movie

On the third day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Three Jackie Chan movies,
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the fourth day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Four Jim Kelly movies,
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the fifth day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Five John Wayne movies
Four Jim Kelly movies
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the sixth day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Six Kurt Russell movies
Five John Wayne movies
Four Jim Kelly movies
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the seventh day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Seven Jet Li movies
Six Kurt Russell movies
Five John Wayne movies
Four Jim Kelly movies
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the eighth day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Eight Charles Bronson movies
Seven Jet Li movies
Six Kurt Russell movies
Five John Wayne movies
Four Jim Kelly movies
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the nineth day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Nine John Travolta movies
Eight Charles Bronson movies
Seven Jet Li movies
Six Kurt Russell movies
Five John Wayne movies
Four Jim Kelly movies
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the tenth day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Ten Clint Eastwood movies
Nine John Travolta movies
Eight Charles Bronson movies
Seven Jet Li movies
Six Kurt Russell movies
Five John Wayne movies
Four Jim Kelly movies
Three Fred Williamson movies
Two Steven Seagal movies and
A Bruce Lee movie

On the eleventh day of christmas a DVD was sent to me
Eleven Chuck Norris movies
Ten Clint Eastwood movies
Nine John Travolta movies
Eight Charles Bronson movie



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