-> "Jolly Old Founding Federalists"
Original Song Title:
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"
Parody Song Title:
"Jolly Old Founding Federalists"
Parody Written by:
KAH & Ana
The Lyrics
Jolly old Founding Federalists
Lean your ears this way
You won't believe a single word
Of what I'm going to say;
Democracy is plummeting now,
See, you dear old men,
We have gone where you did not;
Public opinion's running the Sen.
When all the votes were tabulated
The lesser votes did win;
Down since then has gone the Gov,
Forgetting all that you have penned.
All the things that you did write,
In the Written Law;
Public's changed to be politically correct,
No matter what the cost.
War on Terror, Patriot Act;
Lawsuits at every turn;
Our federal courts are full of bull,
Cuz offense is taken from every action.
As for George, our President,
He isn't very bright;
Now you know, old Federalists
What has become of all your Might.
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