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Song Parodies -> "Jolly Old Founding Federalists"

Original Song Title:

"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jolly Old Founding Federalists"

Parody Written by:

KAH & Ana

The Lyrics

For the holidays, our AP Gov teacher gave us an assignment to write some holiday song political song parodies... and here's what we came up with. Enjoy!
Jolly old Founding Federalists
Lean your ears this way
You won't believe a single word
Of what I'm going to say;
Democracy is plummeting now,
See, you dear old men,
We have gone where you did not;
Public opinion's running the Sen.
When all the votes were tabulated
The lesser votes did win;
Down since then has gone the Gov,
Forgetting all that you have penned.
All the things that you did write,
In the Written Law;
Public's changed to be politically correct,
No matter what the cost.
War on Terror, Patriot Act;
Lawsuits at every turn;
Our federal courts are full of bull,
Cuz offense is taken from every action.
As for George, our President,
He isn't very bright;
Now you know, old Federalists
What has become of all your Might.

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