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Song Parodies -> "Lets Discuss Trees"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Lets Discuss Trees"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Telemetry,
Telemetry.
Measures things an-a-LOG-ly.

Idolatry,
Idolatry.
Totem poles stand like a tree.

Each of these 'TREES' that I can cite,
Come from roots that vary slight.

Geometry,
Geometry.
This is a 'TREE' that stumps me.

Zoolatry,
Zoolatry,
Dog's barks are never biting.

Necrolatry,
Necrolatry.
Their limbs are never moving.

These 'TREES' aren't green and they don't grow,
A Webster's will define and show.

Podiatry,
Podiatry.
A-corn is ever paining.

Each of these 'TREES' that I can cite,
Come from roots that vary slight.

Arbor'latry,
Arbor'latry.
Can't see the forest for trees.

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John Jenkins - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative, Guy, but I don't really think that you are stumped by geometry.
Guy - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You are actually correct on that one John. It was my best math discipline as a lad in school. Thanks for your comment and vote.
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You've got a creatively twisted way with words sometimes, Guy !
Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
* giggle* The Google Ad's , suggest a stump grinder and an aborist. We gave up on real trees in our home.
Adagio - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever and unusual...only you could see trees this way! :D 5's
AussieBullDog - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Guy - very original thinking for this song. (And how's your... ah, forget it.)
Guy - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
JD - Thanks - How do you think I've managed to live this long?
Diva - Google ADs are a hoot. hehe
Pat I had a TREEmendous urge to write this. It was actually a druid that inspired me.
Aussie - Thanks you. And I'm fine. And yours today? ;-)
sloatead - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
i see the one troll struck again, still think it's a jealous no-talent out to destroy the egos of the greats and the near greats. of course, they underestimate the size of our egos

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