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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Looks Bigger This Year"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Looks Bigger This Year"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Yet another holiday favorite. I've taken some liberty with the arrangement, so the meter would be more generic. Here's a thought for all my parody writing friends - today's Christmas parodies may be tomorrow's school playground hits. "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" had to come from somewhere.
Oh, you better believe - that this Christmas Eve,
St. Nick won't fit in your little chimney.
Santa Claus looks bigger this year.

His wife made a list - of what he can eat.
No marzipan and sugar plum treats.
Santa Claus looks bigger this year.

He can't slide down your chimney.
He won't get past the flue.
And when the firemen pry him out,
He'll be oh, so sooty, too.

Now . . .
Hide all your eggnog, and pack up your pies,
He's down at the mall - And he's seven feet wide.
Santa Claus looks bigger this year.

Prepare Jenny Craig, and Weight Watchers, too.
Leave him a salad, when he comes through, 'cause,
Santa Claus looks bigger this year.

He'll raid your kitchen pantry - deny it's for himself.
"Ol' Santa needs to feed his reindeer, and his little elves."
(Whatever!)

Help Santa trim down - He's putting on pounds.
Maybe next year down the chimney he'll bound, but,
Santa Claus looks bigger this year.
Don't you leave him pretzels and beer.
'Cause Santa's looking bigger this year.

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Guy - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
He's down at the mall And hes seven feet wide. LOL. This line cracked me up. Nice work.
Billy Florio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn good job
Santa - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I resemble those remarks! ** rimshot **
Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Classic line used by all dieters...'Hell raid your kitchen pantry deny its for himself.' lol 5's
Diva - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute song, David, I think Santa' s has been raiding our fridge all year!
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Santa is both phat and fat - 555 lbs worth of Ho-Ho-Ho on, by my scale!
Claude Prez - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Santa's been in the Ho-Hos again, eh? Great job David.
Meriadoc - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I will have to leave out diet cookies and low fat milk...
Rick D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
5's from me Dave.
David Chrenko - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments - it's good to hear from all y'all.
Gary Main - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
gotta love it.
2nz - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
That's what ya get when you old work one day a year. G/J
2nz - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
And let's just replace the word 'old' with the word 'only', ok kids? Remember Santa's not old until he retires to Florida.
DebbieGrace - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute song. Keep em coming!

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