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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Christmas (for a Trekkie, anyway)"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas (for a Trekkie, anyway)"
Parody Written by:
Kristina Stevens
The Lyrics
Fellow Trekkies...finally a song where we get what we really want...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A starship, type Galaxy
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the trird day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the nineth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten holodecks working,
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven gel packs processing,
Ten holodecks working,
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve warp cores breeching,
Eleven gel packs processing,
Ten holodecks working,
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators...
AND A STARSHIP, TYPE GALAXY!!!
A starship, type Galaxy
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the trird day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the nineth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten holodecks working,
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven gel packs processing,
Ten holodecks working,
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators, and
A starship, type Galaxy
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve warp cores breeching,
Eleven gel packs processing,
Ten holodecks working,
Nine consoles blinking,
Eight comms a beeping,
Seven hypos hissing,
Six red shirts living (wow.),
FIVE LATINUM RINGS!
Four shuttlecrafts,
Three phasers,
Two repicators...
AND A STARSHIP, TYPE GALAXY!!!
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