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Song Parodies -> "12 days of Christmas(for the dieter)"
Original Song Title:
"12 days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 days of Christmas(for the dieter)"
Parody Written by:
Mikey F
The Lyrics
I figure, most people try to slim down for the holidays, so here is their song....
On the first day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
eat a walnut and a green pea
on the second day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the third day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the forth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the fifth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the sixth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the seventh day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
seven bronze colored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the eighth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the ninth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the tenth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
ten pork loins eating
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the eleventh day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
eleven types of plankton
ten pork loins eating
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
One stapled stomach
eleven types of plankton
ten pork loins eating
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
the diet plan did read
eat a walnut and a green pea
on the second day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the third day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the forth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the fifth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the sixth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the seventh day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
seven bronze colored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the eighth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the ninth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the tenth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
ten pork loins eating
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the eleventh day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
eleven types of plankton
ten pork loins eating
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the diet plan did read
One stapled stomach
eleven types of plankton
ten pork loins eating
nine turkey's fried skin
eight grades of red meat
seven bronze col-ored things
six fish filleting
five egg yolk things
four cattle herds
three whole hens
two lycra shrubs
and a walnut and a green pea
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"Wayne, I - I think I'm gonna hurl ....."
"Garth, take your Ritalin, dude."
Good work, Michael - wish me luck - I've lost 20 lbs so far, and I'm working on the next 5 or 10.....
"Garth, take your Ritalin, dude."
Good work, Michael - wish me luck - I've lost 20 lbs so far, and I'm working on the next 5 or 10.....
Dr Atkins would be proud of you , Billy.
Diva, you got your names mixed up.....
thanks Johnny and Diva...and by the way, Im not Billy ;)
My error , Mike, I get you two guys confused. I'll wear my spec's in the future. =)
great parody, Michael
I found it hard to match the original rhythem and anoyingly dumb!
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