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Song Parodies -> "Blocking out your Email 'cause of Spam"
Original Song Title:
"Walking Through a Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Blocking out your Email 'cause of Spam"
Parody Written by:
Mommy Fearist
The Lyrics
Don't wanna see Paris Hilton
Or the gal's you've been MILF-in
Organs so bright
Passed on that site
Blocking out your email 'cause of spam
Tots leer at my computer
Put away that torrid tooter
Private websites
The previews not right
Blocking out your email 'cause of spam
In the ad something makes a grow man
Or a chickie who likes to play with hounds
Coresponder nothing but a ho man
Pipping all the concubine's around
Pardon me, you conspire
Let's delete Ms. Desire
To gaze unafraid
At mail that I saved
Blocking out your email 'cause of spam
Mail like this I really think it grows spam
Advertising circus for some clowns
We think it pays a lot dough man
Prostitutes the internet has found
What it shows some think is thrilling
Bambi's making a killing
Some think that it's hard
You'll get out your card
Streetwalker on the internet with cam
Or the gal's you've been MILF-in
Organs so bright
Passed on that site
Blocking out your email 'cause of spam
Tots leer at my computer
Put away that torrid tooter
Private websites
The previews not right
Blocking out your email 'cause of spam
In the ad something makes a grow man
Or a chickie who likes to play with hounds
Coresponder nothing but a ho man
Pipping all the concubine's around
Pardon me, you conspire
Let's delete Ms. Desire
To gaze unafraid
At mail that I saved
Blocking out your email 'cause of spam
Mail like this I really think it grows spam
Advertising circus for some clowns
We think it pays a lot dough man
Prostitutes the internet has found
What it shows some think is thrilling
Bambi's making a killing
Some think that it's hard
You'll get out your card
Streetwalker on the internet with cam
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According to the subject lines of the spam I've received lately, my wife has been siccing the spammers on me because I haven't been satisfying her. Forget the pills and potions, it might have helped if I'd known I *had* a wife. Of course, none of these mails contains any useful information, like her name or where she is or how best to explain it to my husband when she shows up on our doorstep. ;) Anyway, nice job!
If people want to look at the those websites, make them log in and pay for it. I don't want porn advertisements popping up, into my children's faces. That's my biggest complaint. I'm changing my address in the mean time. Everyone in our home will get a user ID and password. My kids won't have access to email any longer thanks to thease spam ads.
Good parody. Although I spent a while on the exact opposite side of this argument, you still make a good point. Power to ya and I hope you and your family have a merry Christmas
This was very well-written!
Some very good lines in this one.
I think all Mom's can Identify with this topic.
Spam, wonderful NOT Spam...
Very clever parody on a subject level that appeals to me. Very edgy with the sexual content issue. Written like an amiright veteran. Hope you keep writing here Mommy. 5+5+5.
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