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Song Parodies -> "The Patriot Act Is Coming To Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Patriot Act Is Coming To Town"
Parody Written by:
Nicholas Hoag
The Lyrics
The Patriot Act is coming to Town!
Oh.................
You better not cop
You better not buy
Better not smoke
I'm telling you why
The Patriot Act is coming to town.
They're making a list
They're checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
The Patriot Act is coming to town.
They know when you are nodding
They know when you are black
There's a prison cell made just for you
So be straight for goodness sake!
Oh.................
You better not cop
You better not buy
Better not smoke
I'm telling you why
The Patriot Act is coming to town.
Oh.................
You better not cop
You better not buy
Better not smoke
I'm telling you why
The Patriot Act is coming to town.
They're making a list
They're checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
The Patriot Act is coming to town.
They know when you are nodding
They know when you are black
There's a prison cell made just for you
So be straight for goodness sake!
Oh.................
You better not cop
You better not buy
Better not smoke
I'm telling you why
The Patriot Act is coming to town.
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Nice parody, I sentence you and this writing to 5 years for making light of something as serious as the patriot act. Hope it never gets to this.
It has it's purpose but it takes vigilance and a constant conscious awareness by everyone who likes their freedom to make sure that the spirit and intent of this law is followed to the letter. This law is most likely the most stringent acid tester to date to challenge our democracy.
It has it's purpose but it takes vigilance and a constant conscious awareness by everyone who likes their freedom to make sure that the spirit and intent of this law is followed to the letter. This law is most likely the most stringent acid tester to date to challenge our democracy.
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