We three geeks disorient are,
Email server crashed with a jar.
Minutes countin', tensions mountin',
Logging in near and far.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Checked the raid and then the back plain;
Something broke this 'lectronic chain;
Hung however, must get clever,
Something we can't explain.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Frankenstein virus loose, oh my;
Suspense mounts, anxiety high;
Roof starts raising, tempers blazing,
Pink slips are 'bout to fly.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Errs remind, we ran out of room,
Server stops and cannot resume;
Borrowing, buying, server's dying,
You might want to reboot soon.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Reorg files to manage'ble size,
In-it-i-ate every device.
Got it back in the blue-ue yeah,
Hallejujah! watch it fly.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.