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Song Parodies -> "We Three Geeks Disorient Are"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings of Orient Are"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Three Geeks Disorient Are"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

We three geeks disorient are,
Email server crashed with a jar.
Minutes countin', tensions mountin',
Logging in near and far.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Checked the raid and then the back plain;
Something broke this 'lectronic chain;
Hung however, must get clever,
Something we can't explain.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Frankenstein virus loose, oh my;
Suspense mounts, anxiety high;
Roof starts raising, tempers blazing,
Pink slips are 'bout to fly.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Errs remind, we ran out of room,
Server stops and cannot resume;
Borrowing, buying, server's dying,
You might want to reboot soon.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

Reorg files to manage'ble size,
In-it-i-ate every device.
Got it back in the blue-ue yeah,
Hallejujah! watch it fly.

So as we ponder our sad plight,
Gotta fix it make it right.
Mem'ry bleeding, where's this leading?
Something's used up every byte.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Adagio - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever title.
Rick D - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats on 300. I think I'll burn out before then.
Meriadoc - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one Guy! I admire people who can do computer tech parodies (we had an attempt today but it was lame compared to yours! :-0 ) And BTW, looks like I'm the only one who voted! :(
Melhi - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll second Merry's vote. Nice job!
BobyBird - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody Guy... My boxer dog Beef Wang feasts on the knackrs of those who suck. Consider yours...safe. Your parodies kick ass. BobyBird.
Royce Miller - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy, I read this parody today and thought it was superb; the title is very funny, drew me in.

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