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Song Parodies -> "Michael The Wood Nosed Strange Queer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Michael The Wood Nosed Strange Queer"
Parody Written by:
Gary Main
The Lyrics
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Michael, a very strange queer
had fake wooden nose
had so much work done on it
Doctor said it had to go
he loved to sleep with children
the little pervert acts insane
I hope they toss old Michael
in prison 20 yrs with gays
None of us here do beleive
that he'll get away
Michael thought he was so bright
so he molested kids last night
I bet the inmates love him
as they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Michael the Wood-Nosed Strange Queer,
its your turn to go down on me!"
Michael the Wood-Nosed Strange Queer
had fake wooden nose
had so much work done on it
Doctor said it had to go
he loved to sleep with children
the little pervert acts insane
I hope they toss old Michael
in prison 20 yrs with gays
Then while he is on his kness
Bubba came to say:
"Michael lift your head up right
Cause i want some skull tonight"
then all the strange queers loved him
as they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Michael the Wood-Nosed Strange Queer,
its your turn to go down on me!"
had fake wooden nose
had so much work done on it
Doctor said it had to go
he loved to sleep with children
the little pervert acts insane
I hope they toss old Michael
in prison 20 yrs with gays
None of us here do beleive
that he'll get away
Michael thought he was so bright
so he molested kids last night
I bet the inmates love him
as they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Michael the Wood-Nosed Strange Queer,
its your turn to go down on me!"
Michael the Wood-Nosed Strange Queer
had fake wooden nose
had so much work done on it
Doctor said it had to go
he loved to sleep with children
the little pervert acts insane
I hope they toss old Michael
in prison 20 yrs with gays
Then while he is on his kness
Bubba came to say:
"Michael lift your head up right
Cause i want some skull tonight"
then all the strange queers loved him
as they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Michael the Wood-Nosed Strange Queer,
its your turn to go down on me!"
Gary Main11/19/2003All Rights Reserved
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I may as well begin with an apology to the gay community, i had to use these words to make it work. Nothing personal. i wouldnt wish ole wacko jacko on anyone but my enemies.
Yeah, it is pretty offensive... thanks for the disclaimer though
Um... this is horrible.
>writing this name down, Steve Parsons Got it. Ok Steve your next, look for your name in lights soon.
Heh...this is a very funny parody.Good job...keep it up ^-^;
I dont get it..................MJ aint gay so why use the word 'queer?' Or did u use it coz it was the only word that could fit in the parody? Or do you mean queer as in the atrange sense? I think it wud be funny if he was actually gay then the song wud be funnier, otherwise its just plain dumb.
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