God Bless you Instant Messanger
The file is on its way
Remember when we used to send
our pictures, took 5 days?
I sent it all in half an hour
they never get lost hey!
Chorus
O thank you for this wonderful new Toy,
Yes thank your for this wonderful new Toy

In southern California
The internet was Born
And they created Cyberspace
Now i can look at Porn!
Thank God that up in washington
Bill Gates company was formed
Refrain
As he created Microsoft
And made it all work right
He ran off his competitors.
and Owns it all outright!
got rich from writing software code
Who Cares if he is Right?
Refrain
But with this fancy software comes
a price that we must pay
A new computer must be bought
yours is too old they say!
Expensive hardware gets thrown out
And nearly every Day!
Refrain
You download Yahoo Messanger,
you can use your Mic and Cam.
You Get to show your Voice and Pic,
and your stuck with tons of spam.
Then suddenly a virus hit,
And your Pc is down again!
Refrain
Andif you think youve seen the end
you better change your mind!
Another Versions been released
And you cant get online!
you need to buy the lastest thing
And once again your fine!
Refrain
the moral of this story is
you simply have to pay
to look cool on the internet
theres a new thing every day
the only way to get ahead
is throw it all away!
Refrain.