I'd Like to sell a song on here
and make some money Hey!
or Maybe write an Ad for Beer
And make them suckers pay!
then hopefully I'd have enough
To just kick back all day!

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Oh then I'd be such a happy boy! Oh what a Joy!
Yes then I would be a very happy Boy

I'd move to California
or somewhere just as warm
And Buy a bunch of Real estate
like a 1,000 acre farm!
and set out on the patio
and drink till early morn.

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I'll tell my entire family
that I'im busted flat again,
so they wont come asking me
to loan them cash till when?
So as I set here writing then,
I hope They call my name!

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I hope to sell a screenplay soon
and hit it big Allright!
I hope that it wont take too long
It could happen tonight!
Then you can pay to see my work
or buy my books outright!

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and if you think I'm dreaming
i know your sure to find
that since I wrote the words to this
a thought has come to mind.
It only takes a couple hits
So why cant they be mine?

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And now this song is near the end
it didnt take all day,
I'll paste it onto here and send,
and you will have to say
A Brilliant peice of work my Freind
It ought to sell OK!,


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I hope youve really liked my song
and feel that it it kept its pace
Or that my simple choice of words
wont make you slap my face!
And maybe you will laugh this time
since it ends without mistakes!

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