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Original Song Title:

"Jolly Old St. Nicholas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Here's A Christmas Parody"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

This is arriving a little early, but I won't be near my computer over Thanksgiving. I can't reveal my destination, as that would possibly put the welfare of my native land in jeopardy. Peace
Here's a Christmas parody - Straight from me to you.
May the season bring you joy, in everything you do.
Old St. Nick has asked me what to leave under your tree.
Should he bring a pair o' those, or a pair o' dese. (I know, it's a stretch)

When the clock is striking twelve - Underneath your tree,
There is dear old Santa in his bright red BVDs.
All the stockings he will find - By the fire there.
(So, how'd he get down the chimney?!)
Santa holds his nose because - The room could sure use air.

Wildman wants a Harley bike - Diva wants one, too.
Duffy prays for peace on Earth - But a Porsche will do.
Rick & Mari Duncan - A shiny studio.
They'll record great parodies - The finest ones they know.

Remember Guy DiRito, and Billy Florio.
Money is no object - 'Cause you can print more dough.
(Or put it on your Master Card)
Give Merry & Pippin - Songses of Hobbit sass.
Saddle up your reindeer - and fill your sleigh with gas.

Many clever lyricists - You've so little time.
My pacing's not exactly accurate - I need help with the rhymes.
Now I think that 5-5-5 is what to give the rest,
But give Little Chucky this site next year, (Say "Amen", somebody!)
'Cause we'd all like that best.)

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Diva - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you for your mention David, It was an enjoyable Christmas tale.
Melhi - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Awww, this was sweet and fun!

I don't know where you'll be, but if I'm away from my computer on Thanksgiving, I'll be about 10 feet away from it cooking all morning, about 20 feet away from it stuffing my face in the early afternoon and about 8 feet away from it in a couch-bound turkey coma for the remainder of the afternoon and evening. :D
Wild Man - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention, Dave. I agree , we all want the site to be around next year . So click those Goggle ads folks. Nice work on your parody.
Rick D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It doesn't have to be shiny, just affordable. Comin' our way?
Peregrin - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks David! I have never been in a Christmas song before!
Meriadoc - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Awww! But we wanted matching lacy underwear! ;-) Thanks Dave!
Alpha Skua - October 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Well congradations Peregrin you made it

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