Here's a Christmas parody - Straight from me to you.
May the season bring you joy, in everything you do.
Old St. Nick has asked me what to leave under your tree.
Should he bring a pair o' those, or a pair o' dese. (I know, it's a stretch)

When the clock is striking twelve - Underneath your tree,
There is dear old Santa in his bright red BVDs.
All the stockings he will find - By the fire there.
(So, how'd he get down the chimney?!)
Santa holds his nose because - The room could sure use air.

Wildman wants a Harley bike - Diva wants one, too.
Duffy prays for peace on Earth - But a Porsche will do.
Rick & Mari Duncan - A shiny studio.
They'll record great parodies - The finest ones they know.

Remember Guy DiRito, and Billy Florio.
Money is no object - 'Cause you can print more dough.
(Or put it on your Master Card)
Give Merry & Pippin - Songses of Hobbit sass.
Saddle up your reindeer - and fill your sleigh with gas.

Many clever lyricists - You've so little time.
My pacing's not exactly accurate - I need help with the rhymes.
Now I think that 5-5-5 is what to give the rest,
But give Little Chucky this site next year, (Say "Amen", somebody!)
'Cause we'd all like that best.)