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Song Parodies -> "Beware Your Liver Will Turn To Wood"
Original Song Title:
"Over The River And Through The Woods"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Beware Your Liver Will Turn To Wood"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
Don't smother yourself in snow.
Your heart will decay,
From crack that is gray.
And that white and snifted blow, O!
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
Don't smother yourself in snow.
Snort up your nose,
Your veins will close,
And into the ground you go.
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
From drinking every day.
Much drinking they found,
Puts you in the ground.
Like 'night of the living' day, Hey!
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
So some Southern Comfort buy,
We'll drink it for fun,
We won't be outdone.
And then some old gin we'll try.
Don't smother yourself in snow.
Your heart will decay,
From crack that is gray.
And that white and snifted blow, O!
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
Don't smother yourself in snow.
Snort up your nose,
Your veins will close,
And into the ground you go.
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
From drinking every day.
Much drinking they found,
Puts you in the ground.
Like 'night of the living' day, Hey!
Beware your liver will turn to wood,
So some Southern Comfort buy,
We'll drink it for fun,
We won't be outdone.
And then some old gin we'll try.
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Good warning, Guy!!
Delightful and insightful.
This is your liver on substances. Any questions?
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