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Song Parodies -> "Pop Goes The Lawyer"
Original Song Title:
"Pop Goes The Weasel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Pop Goes The Lawyer"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Attorney Shot Outside L.A. Court.Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,101855,00.html
Lawyer asks to approach the bench,
That lawyer's such a weasel.
Some whacko shot him with a gun,
'cause of wage freeze-al.
Streir tried to take him off, bad,
Shooting expertise-al.
So he shot him in the nose,
Popped that old weasel.
The lawyer tried to steal his bread,
No matter how he'd plead-al.
So away his money goes,
Pop that old weasel.
They ran around that tree you know,
Do you think what he did was legal?
To shoot a lawyer for your dough,
Sure, shoot that weasel!
That lawyer's such a weasel.
Some whacko shot him with a gun,
'cause of wage freeze-al.
Streir tried to take him off, bad,
Shooting expertise-al.
So he shot him in the nose,
Popped that old weasel.
The lawyer tried to steal his bread,
No matter how he'd plead-al.
So away his money goes,
Pop that old weasel.
They ran around that tree you know,
Do you think what he did was legal?
To shoot a lawyer for your dough,
Sure, shoot that weasel!
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I think it should be legalized sport, with prizes for grace and creativity. 90% of all lawsuits in the world are reight here in the good old USA.
Really good parody, Guy!!
Exellent!
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