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Song Parodies -> "Solar Eclipse"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Solar Eclipse"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That eclipse is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That eclipse is bound to get you,
Eclipse, eclipse, eclipse, eclipse, eclipse...mmm...
(female vocal)
Sun Eclipse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Sun Eclipse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Sun Eclipse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Sun Eclipse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Sun Eclipse!
(vocal trio)
Sun Eclipse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Sun Eclipse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Sun Eclipse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Sun Eclipse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Sun Eclipse, whoa!
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Sun Eclipse, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That eclipse is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That eclipse is bound to get you,
Eclipse, eclipse, eclipse, eclipse, eclipse...mmm...
(female vocal)
Sun Eclipse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Sun Eclipse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Sun Eclipse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Sun Eclipse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Sun Eclipse!
(vocal trio)
Sun Eclipse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Sun Eclipse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Sun Eclipse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Sun Eclipse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Sun Eclipse, whoa!
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
Sun Eclipse,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Sun Eclipse, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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And just like your dead boyfriend, you’re too cowardly to post your entries under your own name. How ‘bout using G&GBF-Clone? The thought of any song you post being witty or logical, let alone providing good analyses of next week’s solar eclipse is risible. I wouldn’t doubt the eclipse itself would be funnier. As regards, "Simple as the day is long", most would assume you're talking about yourself, but rest assured, you're every bit as witty as a month-long pledge drive.
^^^^^This is exactly what I’m talking about. I’m not actually participating in this BS. This is a direct copy/paste of a comment I wrote who knows how long ago. If this site had some kind of ID-entry, the hyper-posting ‘tard king wouldn’t be able to pollute it like he does. Again, the comments you see under my “names” are just old copy/pasted things I wrote in the past, sometimes to the dead guy who started it all.
If you're going to post crap like this, at least give us a courtesy flush.
Anyone else agree with me that the eclipse would be funnier than this crap?
Are you talking about this entry or the constantly repeated song that *eclipsed* it? I wouldn’t doubt eclipse puns would be funnier. That eclipse is bound to blind you…Or, the ripoff your tagline: Solar as the day is long…
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