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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Hates Donny"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Loves Me"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Hates Donny"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Jesus hates him, this I know,
For selling Bibles to his hoes
Hell is where he belongs
He can't stop doing wrong

Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo

Jesus hates him for his lies
His magaTs buy bull with pride
Rich selling Bibles is sin
Not sold, they should be given

Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo

Jesus hates him, this I know,
Read hotel Bible for show
The room where he did porn queen
The place where he banged Stormy

Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
Jesus hates Donny
For selling Bibles, wo

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eeL deaL - April 05, 2024 - Report this comment
surprised he didn't try selling the Bibles for $666
Rand - April 05, 2024 - Report this comment
If you're going to post crap like this, at least give us a courtesy flush.
I Spy A....... - April 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Randhole.
eeL deaL - April 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Anyone else have a Dump face toilet brush like eeL has?
eeL deaL - April 06, 2024 - Report this comment
eeL worships Satan!
CML - April 06, 2024 - Report this comment
Im guessing Jesus aint too keen on Joe Biden using the day he arose from the dead to promote one of the most deranged and satanic movements in the history of humanity, either
eeL deaL (reaL) - April 07, 2024 - Report this comment
No eel don't worship Satan, eeL just wants Donnie take a Satanic dump on eeL's face!
Max Power - April 07, 2024 - Report this comment
You have some weird fetish eel.
eeL deaL (reaLest) - April 12, 2024 - Report this comment
It's very uncool to pose as eeL and say asinine things.
eeL deaL (reaLest) - April 12, 2024 - Report this comment
Besides, everyone knows Donnie is too old for eeL. eeL likes them under 12!
God - April 13, 2024 - Report this comment
False witness against thy neighbor is a serious sin. Those posing as eeL and typing falsehoods in his name will be karmically reprimanded.
True believer - April 13, 2024 - Report this comment
So are those posing as god.
Goddess - April 14, 2024 - Report this comment
Someone posting as God while correctly representing a Godly principle is alright to me.
Enterprise Scotty - April 14, 2024 - Report this comment
(in Scottish accent) to the despicably phony lad who says eeL likes them under 12 and wants death to America, don't you think you better rephrase that?
Enterprise Scotty - April 15, 2024 - Report this comment
I know they're true but still, aye!
Gigantor - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
It is so pitifully small to pose as another using the exact same name. Show some creativity.

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