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Song Parodies -> "Bridge Collapse"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bridge Collapse"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
The greatest moment in infrastructure history.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That collapse is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That collapse is bound to get you,
Collapse, collapse, collapse, collapse, collapse...mmm...
(female vocal)
Bridge Collapse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Bridge Collapse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Bridge Collapse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Bridge Collapse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, smash that support, ferry,
Watch that Bridge Collapse!
(vocal trio)
Bridge Collapse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Bridge Collapse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Bridge Collapse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Bridge Collapse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Smash that support, ferry,
Watch that Bridge Collapse, whoa!
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Smash that support, ferry,
Watch that Bridge Collapse, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That collapse is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That collapse is bound to get you,
Collapse, collapse, collapse, collapse, collapse...mmm...
(female vocal)
Bridge Collapse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Bridge Collapse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Bridge Collapse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Bridge Collapse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, smash that support, ferry,
Watch that Bridge Collapse!
(vocal trio)
Bridge Collapse,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Bridge Collapse,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Bridge Collapse,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Bridge Collapse,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Smash that support, ferry,
Watch that Bridge Collapse, whoa!
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
Bridge Collapse,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Smash that support, ferry,
Watch that Bridge Collapse, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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