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Song Parodies -> "Swan Song of The Neocon"

Original Song Title:

"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Swan Song of The Neocon"

Parody Written by:

Leo Trollstoy

The Lyrics

Schmuel Meyer Nudelman was grandfather to Victoria Nuland and victim of pogrom which drove him from Russia to America
Mine eyes have watched in wonder
At the downfall of the Queen
She waged proxy war on Russia
Cause they treated her grandpa mean
She hath birthed the awful spectre
Of new Russian war machine
Her spite envenoms all
Torri, Torri Halelujah
Say goodbye to Madam Nuland
Gonzalo died for speaking truth, man
Her bile envenoms all

From his homeland in Moldova
Schmuel was tossed across the sea
With a raging need for vengeance
That did blight his progeny
As she strived to pay back Russia
Let us strive to make a peace
Her spite envenoms all
Torri, Torri Hallelujah
We aint down with Mrs Nuland
Stepped down before the blame accrues, man
Her spite envenoms on

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Arch Vile - March 07, 2024 - Report this comment
I thought this song was about Nikki Haley dropping out of the election. If she stubbornly decided to stay in after Super Tuesday, I was ready to post "She Can't Win" from The Wiz movie soundtrack. The scarecrow song for someone with a birdbrain.

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