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Song Parodies -> "Kia Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Kia Steps"
Parody Written by:
The Kia Summer’s On Us Sales Event
The Lyrics
“Whoo! And you get 0% APR for up to 66 months! WHOO-HOO-HOO!!!!” (FaceBook)
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand...mmm...
(female vocal)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps!
(vocal trio)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That car brand is bound to get you,
Car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand, car brand...mmm...
(female vocal)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps!
(vocal trio)
Kia Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Kia Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Kia Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Kia Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Kia Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Maybe Kia could adopt this "Kia Steps" parody as its template for its commercial jingles.Then it could go instantly bankrupt as all Americans everywhere would be react with a stupified boredom. But at least it would clear American highways of all those hideous looking cube shaped vehicles
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