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Song Parodies -> "Chia Pets"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Chia Pets"
Parody Written by:
Creeping Irrelevance
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That house plant is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That house plant is bound to get you,
House plant, house plant, house plant, house plant, house plant...mmm...
(female vocal)
Chia Pets,
Start in to plant, then soon, you’ll be planting,
Chia Pets,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Chia Pets,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets!
(vocal trio)
Chia Pets,
Start in to plant, then soon, you’ll be planting,
Chia Pets,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Chia Pets,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets, whoa!
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That house plant is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That house plant is bound to get you,
House plant, house plant, house plant, house plant, house plant...mmm...
(female vocal)
Chia Pets,
Start in to plant, then soon, you’ll be planting,
Chia Pets,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Chia Pets,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets!
(vocal trio)
Chia Pets,
Start in to plant, then soon, you’ll be planting,
Chia Pets,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Chia Pets,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets, whoa!
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Gosh, that's way better. Can't wait to see your next 12 parodies on the same subject. Ever looked out a window? There's a whole world out there. Please explore it.
Hey G&GBF-CopyBot: You just parroted that same line a couple days ago. I've left dozens of great comments for you and your now-dead boyfriend, so stealing something of mine that you haven't used before shouldn't be all that tough. Then again, I'm addressing a 'tard whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his 'tard anthem.
Your life has been a complete waste since you convinced yourself you were good at doing criticisms. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.
Damn near verbatim. Pretty much explains why you're limited to only posting minor variations to the same old song.
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