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Song Parodies -> "Publishers’ Clearing House (Reprise)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Publishers’ Clearing House (Reprise)"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize…mmm...
(female vocal)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH!
(vocal trio)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize…mmm...
(female vocal)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH!
(vocal trio)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Your life has been a complete waste since you convinced yourself you were good at writing parodies. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.
Say, couldn’t help but notice that you ignored my hilarious idea for a Dolly Parton parody as well as my suggestion that, since you specialize in copying everything, you should try copying your now-dead boyfriend’s exit strategy. Not open to others’ ideas?
Wow, how original. Can’t wait to read your next twelve attack variants against the same song. There’s a whole world out there. Please explore it. I’m open to other ideas as long as they don’t come from people who have nothing better to do than bash a +/- 100 year old song. I beg you, please keep us apprised on all the attack variations you have planned for the next several days.
Are you open to writing commentary that doesn't include copying and parroting phrases that I wrote? So far, the evidence suggests otherwise. Here, I'll bring it down to your level: Idd okays, when you can't thinks of anything to write, just write darrrrrrrrrrr. You can vary the number of letters so you'll feel like you pulled off something clever, just like when you post variants of your 'tard anthem.
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