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Song Parodies -> "Arab Shrine Circus (Reprise)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Arab Shrine Circus (Reprise)"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
If you’re looking to be entertained this February, then you might want to check out the upcoming Arab Shrine Circus. The circus, along with its team of clowns, will be visiting Topeka, Kansas at the Stormont Vail Events Center from Feb. 23-25.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That circus is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That circus is bound to get you,
Circus, circus, circus, circus, circus…mmm...
(female vocal)
A.S.C.,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
A.S.C.,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
A.S.C.,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
A.S.C.,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well! Clowns, girls, and trampolines,
That’s the A.S.C.!
(vocal trio)
A.S.C.,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
A.S.C.,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
A.S.C.,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
A.S.C.,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Clowns, girls, and trampolines,
That’s the A.S.C., whoa!
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Clowns, girls, and trampolines,
That’s the A.S.C., whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That circus is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That circus is bound to get you,
Circus, circus, circus, circus, circus…mmm...
(female vocal)
A.S.C.,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
A.S.C.,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
A.S.C.,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
A.S.C.,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well! Clowns, girls, and trampolines,
That’s the A.S.C.!
(vocal trio)
A.S.C.,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
A.S.C.,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
A.S.C.,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
A.S.C.,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Clowns, girls, and trampolines,
That’s the A.S.C., whoa!
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
A.S.C.,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Clowns, girls, and trampolines,
That’s the A.S.C., whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Hey dorsal orifice, (I don’t actually know what that means) quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.
Honestly, G&GBF-Clone, no one on here would be surprised to learn that you not only didn't know what it meant, it would never occur to you to find out. Having dealt with your equally stupid now-dead boyfriend, I'd advise you to start with smaller words and work your way up to concepts like anencephalic. Sure, it'll take years, but you don't seem to have much else to occupy your time.
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