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Song Parodies -> "Travis Kelce Pushes Andy Reid (Reprise)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Travis Kelce Pushes Andy Reid (Reprise)"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
The greatest moment in television history.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Push him, push him, push him, push him, push him…mmm...
(female vocal)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps!
(vocal trio)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Push him, push him, push him, push him, push him…mmm...
(female vocal)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps!
(vocal trio)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Ha! Nobody bothers to comment anymore, let alone even read your recycled garbage, so you do what any slobbering, attention-starved anencephalic would do: reprise a past entry. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Just curious, does it hurt to be that stupid?
Wow, G&GBF-Clone, you had to dig back months to find “attention-starved anencephalic”. And if being stupid hurt, you’d be in more pain than your now-dead boyfriend ever was. Shopping for pool-cleaning supplies yet? I’ll help you find coupons if needed.
Why would anyone "reprise" something that nobody wanted to read in the first place?
Excellent question. Maybe G&GBF-Clone will answer that for us.
It’s important to acknowledge those with double-digit IQs for whatever minimal contributions they make, since that seems to be the way our educational system is trending. Why strive for excellence when you can rely on others for things like undeserved board votes or continuing a “legacy” that no one else knows or cares about. Simple as the day is long…
OK, even though tard-boy claimed he couldn’t get along with any of his relatives, you’ve got to be very closely related. Just like he was doing at the end, you’re now resorting to just copying entire past replies verbatim. I still think it’s funny that you have to put in some effort to make it look like I made the initial reply in most of your posts. Probably the most work someone like you can manage to do in a day. PS Do they have a room reserved for you out at Idiot Acres?
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