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Song Parodies -> "Travis Kelce Pushes Andy Reid"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Travis Kelce Pushes Andy Reid"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
“During the Super Bowl, star tight end Travis Kelce felt the frustration early in the game, hollering at coach Andy Reid in a sideline tirade caught by broadcast cameras…Moments after the Chiefs' turnover, the Super Bowl broadcast caught Kelce screaming on the sidelines before pushing head coach Andy Reid. The assumption was that Kelce was displeased with his lack of involvement in the offense, even as a blocker, as he clearly wanted to be involved in key situations.” (ABC News)
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Push him, push him, push him, push him, push him…mmm...
(female vocal)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps!
(vocal trio)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Kelce is bound to push you,
Push him, push him, push him, push him, push him…mmm...
(female vocal)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps!
(vocal trio)
Reid/Push Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Reid/Push Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Reid/Push Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Reid/Push Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Push that fat guy, Kelce,
It’s the Reid/Push Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Wow Creeping Irrelevance, when I called you a grade-school flunker yesterday, I was being kind. This entry might just be your dumbest one yet, and the other one from today was copy/pasted from one of your dead boyfriend’s variations. But, some things never change, like pounding out variations of the same song each day or continuing a “legacy” no one else knows or cares about. Is there an emoji for chronic drooling?
The above comment was NOT posted by me. It looks like we have someone stealing other people's names on here. To the fake 'The Parody Author', you should be ashamed of yourself
The guy who's doing all this is the guy who took over posting George&GermaineBriantFan's stupid-ass song. I almost wonder if G&GBF actually died because this turd does all the same stuff (posts multiple renditions of the same song, uses other people's names, parrots lines from past commentary etc). The only difference is he's not fixated on the same eight subjects the original idiot was. Speaking of same, if anyone has some accurate burial info on him, I just bought a new industrial funnel and would like to test it out.
Dear Captain Obvious, all of this 'Rhythm Steps' nonsense is getting really thin. I appreciate your support. Thanks
These relentless attack variations against “Rhythm Steps” were already thin months ago. OTOH, the song gets funnier with each repetition. Did you really think people couldn’t get enough of these hack-posts against a ninety year old song? C’mon, people can’t get enough of Travis Kelce pushing Andy Reid, hence today’s subject. Besides, the only thing making this moment even better is setting it to the same old song. As long as Phil Ossifer refuses to appreciate the creativity and genius of the original song, there were be plenty more entries to satisfy his craven need to pound out attacks against said song. Darrrrrr!
Maybe you can tell us - was "Darrrrr!" the last sound your now-dead boyfriend uttered? I'm still snickering at the thought of someone choosing pool cleaners as their ticket out. Maybe you could use that concept in your little song: That chlorine is bound to get you. Or...on the off chance you could actually deviate away from your rut (Who am I kidding?) adapt it to Dolly Parton's song "Jolene". Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, help me end this life, I'm just too dumb to live.
Just to be clear its not the 200th repitition of a song absolutely no one cares about thats wearing thin, its the universal DISAPPROVAL thats wearing thin. So let me suggest again for whoever is doing this. Get up on stage of any comedy club on the planet and do this stupid trick of yours .. and then when the audience starts booing, tell them their BOOS are wearing thin, and that you intend to do hundreds of the same thing until they realize how funny you're being. I doubt you'd last 10 seconds on the second go round before you are thrown off stage
I'm not sure I agree with your last opening statement. This song was wearing thin after the third rendition. OTOH, I think we agree on the rest. Allow me to quote myself from a few weeks ago in one of my last comments to G&GBF: Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience's appreciation and respect for it will grow exponentially.
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