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Song Parodies -> "Valentine"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Steps"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Valentine"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about the forthcoming Valentine's Day.
Love, (Start in to love, then you’ll be kissing,)
Then, you’ll kissing, (Start in to love, then you’ll be kissing,)
That hearting is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heart, then make the soul,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heart, then make the soul,)
That hearting is bound to get you,

Hearting, hearting, hearting, hearting, hearting...ggg...

Valentine,
Start in to love, then soon, you’ll be kissing,
Valentine,
Turn on the heart, your soul will keep beating,

One, two, three,
It’s a new remember, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the heart that’s putting the kiss on its feet,

Valentine,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Valentine,
Get on your kiss, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a kiss,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as my big day,
It’s the Valentine!

Valentine,
Start in to love, then soon, you’ll be kissing,
Rhythm Steps,
Turn on the heart, your soul will keep beating,

One, two, three,
It’s a new Valentine, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the heart that’s putting the world on its feet,

Valentine,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Valentine,
Get on your gift, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as my gift card,
It’s the Valentine, whoa!

Valentine,
(instrumental call-back)
Valentine,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
It’s a new romance day, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the kiss that’s putting the world on its feet,

Valentine,
(instrumental call-back)
Valentine,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as our romance,
It’s the Valentine, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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