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Song Parodies -> "Veltyma Fungicide from BASF"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Veltyma Fungicide from BASF"
Parody Written by:
Doris Blake
The Lyrics
Veltyma® Fungicide is everything you deserve. With its combination of faster curative activity, easier application and longer residual, it's the protection you can turn to when you need to be confident your fungicide will perform. Even in the absence of disease, its proven BASF Plant Health technology helps corn growers make every bushel count.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That sprayer is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That sprayer is bound to get you,
Sprayer, sprayer, sprayer, sprayer, sprayer…mmm...
(female vocal)
Spray V/F,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Spray V/F,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Spray V/F,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Spray V/F,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, spray your crops and you’ll see,
Farmers, spray V/F!
(vocal trio)
Spray V/F,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Spray V/F,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Spray V/F,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Spray V/F,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Spray your crops and you’ll see,
Farmers, spray V/F, whoa!
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Spray your crops and you’ll see,
Farmers, spray V/F, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That sprayer is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That sprayer is bound to get you,
Sprayer, sprayer, sprayer, sprayer, sprayer…mmm...
(female vocal)
Spray V/F,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Spray V/F,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Spray V/F,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Spray V/F,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, spray your crops and you’ll see,
Farmers, spray V/F!
(vocal trio)
Spray V/F,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Spray V/F,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Spray V/F,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Spray V/F,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Spray your crops and you’ll see,
Farmers, spray V/F, whoa!
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
Spray V/F,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Spray your crops and you’ll see,
Farmers, spray V/F, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Damn, this entry took even less time to pound out than the wonders of winning PCH, or the joy of Mark Wahlberg films that won’t come out for half a year. Fortunately this appears to be the final day of these homages to G&GBF, and therefore the song should be retired now. You said so yourself: you were only planning to do this “until the end of this week”. But then again, why should we trust anyone who’s willing to perpetuate this song even further into the ground? OTOH, I’ll consider changing my opinion if you can name three “witty” or “original” things about this stupid song.
Wow, I had no idea you could read minds. At least it’s an interesting departure as regards subject matter.
As of today, this will be the last parody submitted here as we’re finishing our homage to George&GermaineBriantFan. I doubt anyone bothered to talk about the vocal refrain, instrumental call-back or the world on its feet, but then I doubt they paid attention either. Simple as the day is long!
Wow Mr. Thirteen-votes, things must be really slow out there at your mommy’s basement if you’ve got the time to supply 247 votes to a parody about a fungicide cleaner. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither do any of your votes here.
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