Song Parodies -> "Pickleball"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Steps"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Pickleball"

Parody Written by:

The Olympic Committee

The Lyrics

As of the 2024 Paris Olympics, Pickleball is now an official Olympics sport.

Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That sports game is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, get on your feet)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, get on your feet)
That sports game is bound to get you,

Pickle... pickle... pickle... pickle... pickle... mmm...

(solo singer)

Pickleball,
Start in to say, then soon you’ll be playing,
Pickleball,
Turn on the heat, the tickets are fleeting,

One, two, three,
It’s the world’s sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the game that’s putting the world on its feet,

Pickleball,
Check out this game, it’s in the Olympics,
Pickleball,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, get tickets at once,
Well, get the kids off their screens,
Play the Pickleball!

(vocal group)

Pickleball,
Start in to say, then soon you’ll be playing
Pickleball,
Turn on the heat, the tickets are fleeting,

One, two, three,
It’s the world’s sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the game that’s putting the world on its feet,

Pickleball,
Check out this game, it’s in the Olympics,
Pickleball,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,

If you’re not a dunce,
Get tickets at once,
Get the kids off their screens,
Play the Pickleball, whoa!

Pickleball,
(instrumental call-back)
Pickleball,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
It’s the world’s sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the game that’s putting the world on its feet,

Pickleball,
(instrumental call-back)
Pickleball,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
Get tickets at once,
Get the kids off their screens,
Play the Pickleball, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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Zen Adam B. - February 08, 2024 - Report this comment

Best Olympic "sport" next to curling ;-p

Bob from Dayton - February 08, 2024 - Report this comment

But what about his copy/pasted song? I didn’t receive an answer from “Creeping Irrelevance” when I asked on Tuesday, so I’ll ask again: why do we need to see more of this crap?

Creeping Irrelevance - February 08, 2024 - Report this comment

It’s important to acknowledge those with double-digit IQs for whatever minimal contributions they make, since that seems to be the way our educational system is trending. Why strive for excellence when you can rely on others for things like undeserved board votes or continuing a “legacy” that no one else knows or cares about. Simple as the day is long…

Creeping Irrelevance - February 08, 2024 - Report this comment

It’s important to acknowledge the wit and originality that went into performing this song 90 years ago, since that seems to be the way our comment section is trending. Why strive for originality when you can use Browserling’s word replacer to create ten variations of the same song in one hour? BTW good job stealing “Simple as the day is long” from the end of the OS.

Captain Obvious - February 08, 2024 - Report this comment

Dammmmnnn, you're almost as dumb as your boyfriend was. A) there isn't a hint of wit in that stupid song. Interesting that you're trying to take up a claim he occasionally tried to make but could never manage to prove. B) Did you drop our of school during 2nd grade too? If you were following the daily interactions between us, you had to notice how many times he stole funny lines I'd written in previous posts and parroted them back at me. The fact that he had to rely on that tactic as opposed to responding with something original speaks volumes, hence my line about "why strive for excellence". His tag line merely reinforces my point.

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