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Song Parodies -> "No Offense"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"No Offense"
Parody Written by:
Straight Talk Wireless
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Straight Talk is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Straight Talk is bound to get you,
Straight talks, straight talks, straight talks, straight talks, straight talks...mmm...
(Female singer)
No Offense,
Start in to talk, then soon, you’ll be cancelled,
No Offense,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s offense that’s putting the world on its feet,
No Offense,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
No Offense,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Straight Talk for you and me,
We say, "No Offense!"
(Vocal group)
No Offense,
Start in to talk, then soon, you’ll be cancelled,
No Offense,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s offense that’s putting the world on its feet,
No Offense,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
No Offense,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Straight Talk for you and me,
We say, "No Offense!", whoa!
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s offense that’s putting the world on its feet,
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Straight Talk for you and me,
We say "No Offense", whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Straight Talk is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Straight Talk is bound to get you,
Straight talks, straight talks, straight talks, straight talks, straight talks...mmm...
(Female singer)
No Offense,
Start in to talk, then soon, you’ll be cancelled,
No Offense,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s offense that’s putting the world on its feet,
No Offense,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
No Offense,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Straight Talk for you and me,
We say, "No Offense!"
(Vocal group)
No Offense,
Start in to talk, then soon, you’ll be cancelled,
No Offense,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s offense that’s putting the world on its feet,
No Offense,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
No Offense,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Straight Talk for you and me,
We say, "No Offense!", whoa!
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s offense that’s putting the world on its feet,
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
No Offense,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Straight Talk for you and me,
We say "No Offense", whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Endlessly entertaining, just like the other 8,000,000,000 variants.
Endlessly entertaining, like watching your hero die of a brain disorder and wondering how it could have possibly taken so long.
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