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Song Parodies -> "The Tigers Have No Fans"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Tigers Have No Fans"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

The Tigers have no fans in the city of Detroit
Each year they start out the season always losing
and some fans even come
The Tigers have no fans cause they really stink
They're made fun of each day all year
As the Yanks shout, bring out the beers
There must have been some curse in Detroit
When will they win?
For the Mets are better which is a surprise
And the Tigers hit the ground

The Tigers have no fans
They say tigers will be extinct
What tigers are going to be extinct
The animals or the ones from Detroit

Getting our butts kicked
At home and on the road
I wish I left
Getting our butts kicked
At home and on the road
Every day all year

The Tigers have no fans
They wish they'll win some day
So Selig said
"Let's kick them
out of the MLB
before the lose more"
Down in the village
Detroiters are askin for
The Tigers to move to LA
Get out and lets have the
Dodgers, they're better anyway
The Tigers got booed on the streets of town
Got yelled at by the cops
And the fans said they wanted
the Tigers die and rot
For the Tigers still have no fans
had to get some money fast
But Detroit knew one thing
That the Tigers
Would fall and finish last

Getting our butts kicked
At home and on the road
We should all go
Get our sorry butts kicked
At home and on the road
Let's lose once again

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