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Song Parodies -> "LearningQuest"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"LearningQuest"
Parody Written by:
Creeping Irrelevance
The Lyrics
You could take your family to the baseball game and buy them peanuts and Cracker Jacks...Or, you could remember that your kid has a nut allergy and do something else instead, like signing them up for LearningQuest. LearningQuest 529 Education Savings plans helps families save for their children's future. Learn how LearningQuest can help you invest for college at LearningQuest.com.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That learning is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That learning is bound to get you,
Learning, learning, learning, learning, learning...mmm...
(female vocal)
LearningQuest,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
LearningQuest,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the quest that’s putting the world on its feet,
LearningQuest,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
LearningQuest,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, skip the nut allergy,
Kids, try LearningQuest!
(vocal trio)
LearningQuest,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
LearningQuest,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the quest that’s putting the world on its feet,
LearningQuest,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
LearningQuest,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Skip the nut allergy,
Kids, try LearningQuest, whoa!
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the quest that’s putting the world on its feet,
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Skip the nut allergy,
Kids, try LearningQuest, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That learning is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That learning is bound to get you,
Learning, learning, learning, learning, learning...mmm...
(female vocal)
LearningQuest,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
LearningQuest,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the quest that’s putting the world on its feet,
LearningQuest,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
LearningQuest,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, skip the nut allergy,
Kids, try LearningQuest!
(vocal trio)
LearningQuest,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
LearningQuest,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the quest that’s putting the world on its feet,
LearningQuest,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
LearningQuest,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Skip the nut allergy,
Kids, try LearningQuest, whoa!
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the quest that’s putting the world on its feet,
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
LearningQuest,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Skip the nut allergy,
Kids, try LearningQuest, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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