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Song Parodies -> "Cracker Night"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Cracker Night"
Parody Written by:
Barrumbi Kids
The Lyrics
When Tomias and Dahlia find a box of crackers and decide not to hand them in things quickly get out of hand. Now Tomias and Dahlia must find a way to get Mandjakkorl's Cracker Night uncancelled and prove that they aren’t bad for each other.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Those Armstrongs are bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those Armstrongs are bound to get you,
Cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker…mmm...
(female vocal)
Cracker Night,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Cracker Night,
Dahlia, Tomias cancelled it fleeting,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
That man Armstrong took fireworks from those teens,
Cracker Night,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Cracker Night,
Get on your toes, ‘cause dumb Armstrong knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, sneak past that blunt Aussie,
Kids, do Cracker Night!
(vocal trio)
Cracker Night,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Cracker Night,
Dahlia, Tomias cancelled it fleeting,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
That man Armstrong took fireworks from those teens,
Cracker Night,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Cracker Night,
Get on your toes, ‘cause dumb Armstrong knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Sneak past that blunt Aussie,
Kids, do Cracker Night, whoa!
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
That man Armstrong took fireworks from those teens,
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Sneak past that blunt Aussie,
Kids, do Cracker Night, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Those Armstrongs are bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Those Armstrongs are bound to get you,
Cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker…mmm...
(female vocal)
Cracker Night,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Cracker Night,
Dahlia, Tomias cancelled it fleeting,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
That man Armstrong took fireworks from those teens,
Cracker Night,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Cracker Night,
Get on your toes, ‘cause dumb Armstrong knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, sneak past that blunt Aussie,
Kids, do Cracker Night!
(vocal trio)
Cracker Night,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Cracker Night,
Dahlia, Tomias cancelled it fleeting,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
That man Armstrong took fireworks from those teens,
Cracker Night,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Cracker Night,
Get on your toes, ‘cause dumb Armstrong knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Sneak past that blunt Aussie,
Kids, do Cracker Night, whoa!
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
That man Armstrong took fireworks from those teens,
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
Cracker Night,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Sneak past that blunt Aussie,
Kids, do Cracker Night, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Aired on FNX (First Nations Experience) on January 13, 2024. (first American airing)
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