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Song Parodies -> "Choice Hotels"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Choice Hotels"
Parody Written by:
Creeping Irrelevance
The Lyrics
In memory of the original poster of this parody, George&GermaineBriantFan (1996-2024)
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Check in, check in, check in, check in, check in, mmm...
(Vocal soloist)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (dee-de-oh!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll check in at once,
Well, a room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels!
(Vocal trio)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet)
That hotel is bound to get you...
Check in, check in, check in, check in, check in, mmm...
(Vocal soloist)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (dee-de-oh!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll check in at once,
Well, a room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels!
(Vocal trio)
Choice Hotels,
Go to the desk, then soon, you’ll be checked in,
Choice Hotels,
Turn on the heat, their beds will keep beating,
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
Once you check in, you have to give in to,
Choice Hotels,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that,
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
All throughout the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
When it’s three,
Choice Hotels has signage for doors at its suites,
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
Choice Hotels,
(Instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll check in at once,
A room and girl aren’t free,
Still, use Choice Hotels, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Rest in peace, we will always remember you.
So, is this official? Also, are you going to take over the franchise and keep posting his song?
As of this moment we plan to post entries of this song throughout this week, as a tribute to G&GBF, after which the song will be retired from this site.
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