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Song Parodies -> "The Union — Netflix Film (Wahlberg Steps)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Union — Netflix Film (Wahlberg Steps)"
Parody Written by:
The Girl From Nowhere
The Lyrics
Mike (Mark Wahlberg), a down-to-earth construction worker from New Jersey, is quickly thrust into the world of superspies and secret agents when his high school ex-girlfriend Roxanne (Halle Berry) recruits him for a high-stakes US intelligence mission. Premieres on Netflix August 16, 2024. (Netflix.com)
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg…mmm...
(female vocal)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (dee-de-oh!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well! Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps!
(vocal trio)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg…mmm...
(female vocal)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (dee-de-oh!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well! Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps!
(vocal trio)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Seriously? We’re hawking a Mark Wahlberg film that won’t be out for half a year now? I see one of the character’s names is Roxanne, which means that the 300 Boy Scouts are going to be making their appearance soon. Is there an emoji for chronic drooling?
Hey tard-boy, I thought you were supposed to be off in some hospital today waiting for your brain disease to finish you off. Question: since your superglue swallowing attempt this past Tuesday night, can we assume that you haven’t noticed any changes as your condition worsens? This is about your seventh attempt to join the Briants. Maybe let your fellow ‘tards at Droolsbunny Dorms know.
I’m a personal friend of the person who usually posted under “George&GermaineBriantFan” on here. He slipped into a coma this afternoon after having an unsupervised lunch. I believe he ingested a toxic chemical along with his meal. He isn’t doing too well and could be taken off life support this evening if his condition worsens. Please keep him in your prayers.
Lloyd Richard Smith, aka “George&GermaineBriantFan” died at 9:35 P.M. this evening at a Hammond, Louisiana hospital after spending nearly 7 hours in a coma induced by the effects of antifreeze ingestion. His last words were reportedly, “I love you, Carole.” As reported here recently, he attempted superglue ingestion on January 31st. He was in inpatient care for the past 8 months and was diagnosed with fatal insomnia in December of last year. Prior to this, he lived with an aunt.
If this is a hoax, it would be one of the sickest posts ever made at this website .... If this is true, then how could the gatekeepers of this site allow this person to relentlessly inflict his mental illness on this site .. because it was beyond obvious, to me at least, that something was very wrong with him.
If I were a gambling man, my money would be on hoax. As for inflicting mental illness on this site... well, they allow nutjobs like E.D., M.P., P.A., and Z.A.B. to post their demented delusional drivel here, don't they?
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