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Song Parodies -> "Staples Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Staples Steps"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Staples is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Staples is bound to get you,
Staples, Staples, Staples, Staples, Staples…mmm...
(female vocal)
Staples Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Staples Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Staples Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Staples Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, print, save; “That was easy!”,
That’s the Staples Steps!
(vocal trio)
Staples Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Staples Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Staples Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Staples Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Print, save; “That was easy!”,
That’s the Staples Steps, whoa!
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Print, save; “That was easy!”,
That’s the Staples Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That Staples is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That Staples is bound to get you,
Staples, Staples, Staples, Staples, Staples…mmm...
(female vocal)
Staples Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Staples Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Staples Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Staples Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, print, save; “That was easy!”,
That’s the Staples Steps!
(vocal trio)
Staples Steps,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Staples Steps,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Staples Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Staples Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Print, save; “That was easy!”,
That’s the Staples Steps, whoa!
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Staples Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Print, save; “That was easy!”,
That’s the Staples Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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I see you’re continuing the trend of providing “topics” for your perpetual fecalfest. Question: since your mission to find the missing third brain cell, did it finally dawn on you that you don’t seem to be able to do anything well?
What, no parody of Rhythm Steps today??? (Feb 1) How will I make it thru the day?
G&GBF here. I put superglue in my mouth the night before I posted this (1/31) and had to have it removed, so I had no spare time to post a new entry. But there will be two more entries tomorrow to make up for it.
Also, an update on my health since I had to have doctor’s appointments today. They did another brain scan and said that my brain function is almost completely gone, that my breathing is severely impaired. I’ve been diagnosed with a form of “fatal insomnia”, basically meaning I get no sleep whatsoever, and that I have to start preparing now for the end. I hugged my picture of George and Germaine Briant, my stuffed animal named “Carol”, and wept tears of joy. What a thrill it will be to pass away at this hospital. I’m am now ready for it more than ever.
So GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, I have a question: if you were to compile a list of your six (well, I guess seven now) suicide attempts, would you call that collection your greatest $#!ts? Bonus question: since you have this craven need to p!$$ people off with your geezer gal fixations and orgasms over some deceased couple, would you mind if I sniff some glue to see if I can guess your next crazy suicide method correctly. Did ya catch the connection: Glue — superglue swallowing that got you to where you are today?
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