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Song Parodies -> "T-Mobile"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"T-Mobile"
Parody Written by:
Captain Obvious
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That network is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That network is bound to get you,
Network, network, network, network, network…mmm...
(female vocal)
T-Mobile,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
T-Mobile,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
T-Mobile,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
T-Mobile,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
Let’s get T-Mobile!
(vocal trio)
T-Mobile,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
T-Mobile,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
T-Mobile,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
T-Mobile,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s get T-Mobile, whoa!
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s get T-Mobile, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That network is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That network is bound to get you,
Network, network, network, network, network…mmm...
(female vocal)
T-Mobile,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
T-Mobile,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
T-Mobile,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
T-Mobile,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
Let’s get T-Mobile!
(vocal trio)
T-Mobile,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
T-Mobile,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
T-Mobile,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
T-Mobile,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s get T-Mobile, whoa!
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
T-Mobile,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s get T-Mobile, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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$@&#! You got us again. What a hilarious subject matter! I see you’re back to using T-Mobile again, which means that the next five subjects you’ll be using will come from random television commercials. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Attention whore much?
Yeah, wow, great attempt (“parody” and copied comments). Ever consider collecting paper bags as a hobby? If nothing else, you’d be better at that than you are at this.
Awwww, whadda matter? No one at PINO (Philosopher In Name Only) University will hang out with you so you spend the empty hours cranking out smear campaigns against a song recorded before most of us were even born? I’d say be glad anyone else even knows it exists. Besides, T-Mobile is one of just many Internet providers that help make reading entries like mine possible. Anyway, keep repeating the same grade-school attacks against “Rhythm Steps”, coward. It will only get sadder with each repetition and your audience’s respect and appreciation for you will shrink exponentially.
Hey ‘tard-boy, I thought of a new religion for ya: Jehova’s Witlesses. I guess it’s also time to revisit the Phil Ossifer thing. As I’ve pointed out multiple times, it’s a name in the form of a pun. I realize that you had to bail on school around 2nd grade, so concepts like puns and wit are most likely foreign to you. And going by your whiney-gram from last August, it doesn’t sound like you have any family who want to be anywhere near you, let alone explain stuff like this to you. I, on the other hand, have an amazing extended family and a core group of friends who make my life so much better, so no “empty hours” here. I’m also not the one hanging out in some medical isolation facility, waiting to die. Seriously, six suicide attempts and you can’t close the deal? Now back to logic. If my “attacks” are “grade-school”, why do you copy so many of the phrases when you reply?
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