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Song Parodies -> "Burger King"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Burger King"
Parody Written by:
Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King!
(vocal trio)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That food chain is bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (dee-de-oh!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King!
(vocal trio)
Burger King,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Burger King,
Go in and eat, the food chain is beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Burger King,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Like ejaculation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Fries come free,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
Burger King,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Have It Your Way, and see,
Let’s have Burger King, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Wait! What? We’re hawking Burger King now? What’s next, the IRS? Some stupid cartoon? Another one of your geezer gals? As always, typical brainless entry. Try something novel: post your fast-food entries under your own name, coward.
So GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan,I have a question: if you compiled what you would say were your best entries, would you call that collection your greatest $#its? Bonus question: given your impending demise, would you mind if I set up a pool to see if anyone can guess the date correctly. Didja catch the tie-in? Pool - pool cleaners that helped get you to where you are now? : )
Try something novel: have appreciation and respect for the original song that’s being parodied, coward.
Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience's appreciation and respect for it will grow exponentially. Say, wasn't it you who said "If you don't like my parodies, don't read them"? You could always try that with my comments.
Look, we get it; your constant hate for this song requires you to constantly repeat phrases and ideas; but if you’re looking for something better to do, go visit Herbie Kay’s grave in person. Think that philosopher brain of yours can accomplish that?
Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.
If only the so-called “philosopher” could write witty & logical comments that actually contribute to this website. I’m willing to discuss this for as long as you want; but don’t expect me to give up until you admit that “Rhythm Steps” is a great song. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to completely reevaluate their worldview. Also, I never called Herbie Kay, Gary McNamara or anyone else from my topics a “hero”. I called the topics the greatest in their field subject. (e.g. “The greatest moment in human history.”) The phrases are sarcasm, but I wouldn’t expect you to get that. Lastly, where’s your craving for Burger King? You’d think that a parody such as this would make most people drive to their nearest BK, but I guess they were too distracted by the latest virtue-signaling hit song to notice.
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