Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "America’s Funniest Home Videos"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"America’s Funniest Home Videos"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
The greatest program in television history.
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That fun show is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That fun show is bound to get you,
Fun show, fun show, fun show, fun show, fun show…mmm...
(female vocal)
AFV,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
AFV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Made by Vin Di Bona, (dee-de-oh!)
On TV,
It’s the show that’s putting the world on its feet,
AFV,
Once you tune in, you have to give in to
AFV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Alfonso’s on TV,
Let’s watch AFV!
(vocal trio)
AFV,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
AFV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Made by Vin Di Bona, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
On TV,
It’s the show that’s putting the world on its feet,
AFV,
Once you tune in, you have to give in to
AFV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Alfonso’s on TV,
Let’s watch AFV, whoa!
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Made by Vin Di Bona, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
On TV,
It’s the show that’s putting the world on its feet,
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Alfonso’s on TV,
Let’s watch AFV, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That fun show is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That fun show is bound to get you,
Fun show, fun show, fun show, fun show, fun show…mmm...
(female vocal)
AFV,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
AFV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Made by Vin Di Bona, (dee-de-oh!)
On TV,
It’s the show that’s putting the world on its feet,
AFV,
Once you tune in, you have to give in to
AFV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Alfonso’s on TV,
Let’s watch AFV!
(vocal trio)
AFV,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
AFV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
Made by Vin Di Bona, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
On TV,
It’s the show that’s putting the world on its feet,
AFV,
Once you tune in, you have to give in to
AFV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Alfonso’s on TV,
Let’s watch AFV, whoa!
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Made by Vin Di Bona, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
On TV,
It’s the show that’s putting the world on its feet,
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
AFV,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Alfonso’s on TV,
Let’s watch AFV, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 14 | 14 | 14 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
So, you think we're all stupid; that we dont understand what you're trying to do? You said you're done here, then you infiltrate these ridiculous "anti parodies" of yours, bit by bit. And then you go full retard and post three in one day, knowing all the while that this will be met with complete hostility by everybody. So what are you trying to do, destroy this website?
(Sigh) How many times do I have to explain this? I’m a low-functioning grade school dropout who doesn’t fit in anywhere, so I spend what’s left of my worthless life trying to annoy as many people as possible. You’d think someone dying of a “dreadful brain disease” would have better things to do, but simple tasks are all I’ve ever been capable of accomplishing, so it’s copy, copy, copy, paste, paste, paste till the day I die. As you can tell by today’s subject, there’s only one channel here at Droolbunny Dorms, but obviously I have nothing against repeats.
There's no reason to keep feeding the clown who churns out these worthless efforts and then basks in the negative attention.
Wow Phil Ossifer, filed your false commentary under my name pretty quickly, didn’t ya? Gotta give you kudos for a fairly accurate assessment, although I spotted one omission: where’s the part about me submitting this in five minutes and spending the other fifty-five looking for the best part of one of your past critiques to re-use, so I can falsely claim this entry took an entire hour to write?
Typical brainless response. Please pack up your Victrola, your scratchy records and any pending homages to America’s Funniest Home Videos and move on.
Tomorrow, Amiright reaches 100,000 parody entries. So tomorrow, "Lets Be Thankful" for one thing. No unfunny, b****h*t "parodies" from Herbie Kaye .. or from me, for that matter
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2837.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 254