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Song Parodies -> "Mangle Bill"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mangle Bill"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Written in 1996, about House Republican attacks on President Bill Clinton through budget cuts on federal agencies like the EPA
Slashing all the dough
In a one-size-fits-all law
In a test of wills
Budget talks won't thaw
Bill make Bob Dole sting
They're in for a fight
The G.O.P. will hide, then sing
The same old song tonight:
"Let's mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
To save the EPA! Hey!
Mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
Let's shut down EPA!"
A year or two ago
They took us for a ride
They caused a budget fight
And tried to turn the tide
The House was mean with cranks
Good fortune we had not
They bailed out the thrifts and banks
And emptied out the pot
(GOP:)
"Let's mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
To save the EPA! Hey!
Mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
Let's shut down EPA!"
Newt's hair may be white
But his mind's too young
Leader of the Right
He sings their fighting song
He met Bob Dole today
To make more budgets bleed
They tried to trash the EPA
And whack the ones with need
(GOP:)
"Let's mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
To save the EPA! Hey!
Mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
Let's shut down EPA!"
In a one-size-fits-all law
In a test of wills
Budget talks won't thaw
Bill make Bob Dole sting
They're in for a fight
The G.O.P. will hide, then sing
The same old song tonight:
"Let's mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
To save the EPA! Hey!
Mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
Let's shut down EPA!"
A year or two ago
They took us for a ride
They caused a budget fight
And tried to turn the tide
The House was mean with cranks
Good fortune we had not
They bailed out the thrifts and banks
And emptied out the pot
(GOP:)
"Let's mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
To save the EPA! Hey!
Mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
Let's shut down EPA!"
Newt's hair may be white
But his mind's too young
Leader of the Right
He sings their fighting song
He met Bob Dole today
To make more budgets bleed
They tried to trash the EPA
And whack the ones with need
(GOP:)
"Let's mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
To save the EPA! Hey!
Mangle Bill! Mangle Bill!
Mangle all the way!
Find the funds he tried to hide
Let's shut down EPA!"
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