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Song Parodies -> "Battle Dirge Of The Hegemon"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Battle Dirge Of The Hegemon"
Parody Written by:
Leo Trollstoy
The Lyrics
Saw these two songs on Pro Russian website
My eyes have seen the horror
Of unraveling of the West
They are burning thru their Leopards
And the rest of their war chest
They have lost the dollar weapon
As the BRICS nations divest
Their stock is plunging down
Tori, Tori Hallelujah
We ain't waltzing with MS Nuland
Vlad is shredding all their rules, ya
New World is marching in
( This one is much more subtle)
If you wanna vote for war
You better be the first in line
If you wanna bomb some folks
And steal their stuff, well, that's a sign
You're not a welcome Saviour
You're a psycho, grifting swine
The rubes are catching on
CIA, they wanna own ya
Gonna bomb ya and rezone ya
Brace yourself, they'll try to bone ya
The Hegemon is done
Of unraveling of the West
They are burning thru their Leopards
And the rest of their war chest
They have lost the dollar weapon
As the BRICS nations divest
Their stock is plunging down
Tori, Tori Hallelujah
We ain't waltzing with MS Nuland
Vlad is shredding all their rules, ya
New World is marching in
( This one is much more subtle)
If you wanna vote for war
You better be the first in line
If you wanna bomb some folks
And steal their stuff, well, that's a sign
You're not a welcome Saviour
You're a psycho, grifting swine
The rubes are catching on
CIA, they wanna own ya
Gonna bomb ya and rezone ya
Brace yourself, they'll try to bone ya
The Hegemon is done
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This feels more appropriate:
Mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming 3rd world war
As Vlad, losing so badly, tries to even up the score
Looking at his nuclear arsenal, thinks "what are these things for?
Time for armageddon"
Mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming 3rd world war
As Vlad, losing so badly, tries to even up the score
Looking at his nuclear arsenal, thinks "what are these things for?
Time for armageddon"
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