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Song Parodies -> "Zonk Me Out With Krokodil"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Zonk Me Out With Krokodil"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Drug abuse is a serious problem in the Russian military. "Krokodil" is a slang name for impure home-cooked desomorphine the Russian junkies cook from red phosphorus, iodine and painkiller pills. "Samogan" is Russian moonshine vodka.
Zonk me out with Kro-ko-dil
get me high as a kite
The war has gone south, we have got quite a smack
don't know if I will ever come back
Let me drink, drink, drink sa-mo-gan
we won't win, it's a shame
for it is one, two, three litres down
wanna shut down my brain!
Zonk me out with Kro-ko-dil
get me high as a kite
The war has gone south, we have got quite a smack
don't know if I will ever come back
Let me drink, drink, drink sa-mo-gan
we won't win, it's a shame
for it is one, two, three litres down
wanna shut down my brain!
get me high as a kite
The war has gone south, we have got quite a smack
don't know if I will ever come back
Let me drink, drink, drink sa-mo-gan
we won't win, it's a shame
for it is one, two, three litres down
wanna shut down my brain!
Zonk me out with Kro-ko-dil
get me high as a kite
The war has gone south, we have got quite a smack
don't know if I will ever come back
Let me drink, drink, drink sa-mo-gan
we won't win, it's a shame
for it is one, two, three litres down
wanna shut down my brain!
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